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While there is no established fantasy trope or historical record of "Kobold Livestock Knights" in mainstream media like Dungeons & Dragons Pathfinder Kobold Press

How to Join

Recruitment is open, but unusual. Do not bring a resume. Instead, arrive at any Horn-Fast (a fortified kobold barn) during the spring thaw and present a single, unbroken chicken egg to the Hoard-Master. If you can guard that egg from the ranch cats, the weather, and the captain’s own snatching claws for three consecutive nights, you may be given a sling and a goat. kobold livestock knights

A knight mounted on a battle-hardened giant weasel can navigate vertical shafts that would leave a human paladin weeping in his plate armor. Resource Security: While there is no established fantasy trope or

The barricade didn't just break; it exploded. Barnaby plowed through the splinters, Pip poking frantically at Gnomes with his lance like he was trying to catch olives in a jar. The other knights followed, their hogs using their tusks to toss Gnomes into the cavern ceiling. The Aftermath If you can guard that egg from the

Furthermore, the "livestock" are treated with a reverence that surface cattle never receive. A dead Moleratox is given a funeral pyre of phosphorus moss. A retired Knight (one who has survived ten charges) is elevated to "Egg-Sire," a position where they no longer fight, but instead teach the young how to read the vibrations of the deep earth.