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Conclusion: You Have to Choose

Animal welfare asks: “Is the animal suffering?” Animal rights asks: “Does the animal have a right not to be used at all?”

Adopting, not shopping: Give a home to a shelter animal rather than supporting commercial breeders.

Voting with your wallet: Support brands that are cruelty-free and reduce your consumption of animal products.